||: For I am just,:||
||: For I am just,:||
For I am just folks, yes, that’s just what I am;
||: I like to read,:||
||: I like to read,:||
I like to read the Saturday Evening Post.
In art I pull no high-brow stuff,
I know what I like and that’s enough;
I am a one hundred per cent American,
I am,
Gad damn!
I am!

||: How can the un-,:||
||: How can the un-,:||
How can the Unknown Soldier rest in peace,
||: While the vile Hun:||
||: While the vile Hun:||
While the vile Hun still has his beer?
Under Wayne B. Wheeler's flag unfurled
We’l1 carry Prohibition around the world
I am, etc.

||: I am an ant-,:||
||: I am an ant-,:||
I am an anti-Darwin intellectual;
||: The man who says,:||
||: The man who says,:||
That any nice young boy or gal
Is a descendant of the ape
Shall never from hell’s fire escape.
I am, etc.